Ouch , dear Isis , there are terrible things U tell us in memoria of Las Vegas …. and of your … trabajo del amor perdido . “xxxx happens” , you always used to say - so I want to invite you into my trailer home . And we could talk everything over .
According to Google Earth , it shouldn’t be more than 5.200 Miles linear- distance between Vienna, Austria and Tulsa, OK ( where this trailer home actually sits ) , no further than a stone’s throw . Or , to put it with The Stones : “Just a Kiss away”. À propos : Unlike Keith Richards , who lit a cigarette @ the the open stage of the O2 arena in London Tuesday and got away with it without a fine ( via Times , BBC- News, Reuters, USA Today ) , you’re welcome to Spark me Up in this humble Manor .
Believe it or not , there are certain qualities to this trailer- home- lifestyle : So , if you keep devastating your lungs while your partner quits smoking , it is EZ to split the house in two . Same applies for quarrels , hickups or … worse . Take the Butcher’s Knife , hammer and tongs - and there you go .
But we won’t talk about these precarious private affairs not HERE , not in public . So let’s go for coffee , maybe … SBUX …. oh NO ! - There a two serious reasons not to drop into an outlet of this coffee- cocktail - chain : First , you should be on your gards not to commit a wireless theft abusing one of the rare ( really free ) WLAN hot spots in the US . - You may believe me , Isis, I’ve seen it all : Locating SBUX via GPS and other “points of interest”. Still missing out on spotting the medical marihuana in CA , yet . But , as I quotet you above : “xxxx happens” - and now we may even know where …
The other reason to indicate SBUX as NO- GO- AREA for celebrities of your calibre is www- gossip traded by atttentive barristas all over the world . In an all- embracing article Hacking Starbucks , Slate - magazine reminds of the college- joke- style consumer- typology of the SBUX- oracle ( motto : tell me what you drink and I’ll tell you &ct. &ct. ) . Obscure story- seeker Jim Romenesko’s SBUX- gossip- blog certainly diggs a little bit deeper - grabbing some true nuggets not only concerning product- quality and governance of the company , but also consisting in trivia about celebritie’s ( sometimes a little bit strange ) drinking habits , Britney Spears catering SBUX 4 wedding , N. Kidman spooning up her non- fat- non- coffee- latte .
( idea , foto , copyright @ sophon )
However - Wendy’s attitude toward animal welfare ( they get their eggs still “from birds crammed in cages so tiny they can barely move” - won’t permit us to take breakfast there . So , dear Isis , I may invite you to a cup uof cozy POCAHONTAS- tea (violating “only” the plants’ dignity ) …
… talking about the olden dayz , the latest catastrophes and doing some Arno Schmidt- reading . Sunday evening will be your final redemption : Sonic Youth @ Arena, Vienna !
ist ja unglaublich, was man beim SBUX-Sufen so findet:
http://community.livejournal.com/baristas
Cust: I’ll have a Venti Javachip Frappuccino! And can you add caramel on top of that? Oh, and a blueberry muffin!
Me: Sure no problem, thats a Venti Javachip Frappuccino, add caramel sauce, and a blueberry muffin!
(Cust drives to the window)
Cust: Can you throw that away for me?
DTR barista: I apologize ma’am but its against the health code to take trash through our window, but we have a trash can just a little further up for your convenience.
Cust: WHAT? Excuse me? I have never had a problem with anyone throwing something away for me!
DTR barista: Again I apologize ma’am, they may not have known about the health code regulations.
*Barista hands off muffin, customer snatches muffin leaving a scratch mark on my poor fellow barista’s hand. I am about to hand off her drink when she sees the mocha and caramel on top of her whip cream.*
Cust: *as she glares evilly at me* I wanted only caramel, CARAMEL on top of that drink… I can’t have chocolate!!
Me: Okay, I can take this off and put whip cream with just caramel on top but this drink has chocolate mocha syrup in it and chocolate java chips as well. Should we make you a different drink?
Cust: No thats fine, just fix the damned whip cream!
Read the thing ’bout the “GHETTO LATTE” - if yes / no politically incorr. etc. etc. -
hey, kap, U should add th REAL LIFE story about
the “NO NO NO - no THIS SBUX again !!!!”- yelling kid @ Sta Monica SBUX:
the beach area is an infamous hangout for homeless & loiterers, so SBUX does’t even put tables & chairs outside to invite them.
what the staff cannot hinder, is people using the bathroom … and THIS one was REALLY GHASTLY, so the little boy was righty right
screaming out loud and rushing out throught the whole 40 squaremeter room outside on the streat again ….