Ouch , dear Isis , there are terrible things U tell us in memoria of Las Vegas …. and of your … trabajo del amor perdido . “xxxx happens” , you always used to say - so I want to invite you into my trailer home . And we could talk everything over .
According to Google Earth , it shouldn’t be more than 5.200 Miles linear- distance between Vienna, Austria and Tulsa, OK ( where this trailer home actually sits ) , no further than a stone’s throw . Or , to put it with The Stones : “Just a Kiss away”. À propos : Unlike Keith Richards , who lit a cigarette @ the the open stage of the O2 arena in London Tuesday and got away with it without a fine ( via Times , BBC- News, Reuters, USA Today ) , you’re welcome to Spark me Up in this humble Manor .
Believe it or not , there are certain qualities to this trailer- home- lifestyle : So , if you keep devastating your lungs while your partner quits smoking , it is EZ to split the house in two . Same applies for quarrels , hickups or … worse . Take the Butcher’s Knife , hammer and tongs - and there you go .
But we won’t talk about these precarious private affairs not HERE , not in public . So let’s go for coffee , maybe … SBUX …. oh NO ! - There a two serious reasons not to drop into an outlet of this coffee- cocktail - chain : First , you should be on your gards not to commit a wireless theft abusing one of the rare ( really free ) WLAN hot spots in the US . - You may believe me , Isis, I’ve seen it all : Locating SBUX via GPS and other “points of interest”. Still missing out on spotting the medical marihuana in CA , yet . But , as I quotet you above : “xxxx happens” - and now we may even know where …
The other reason to indicate SBUX as NO- GO- AREA for celebrities of your calibre is www- gossip traded by atttentive barristas all over the world . In an all- embracing article Hacking Starbucks , Slate - magazine reminds of the college- joke- style consumer- typology of the SBUX- oracle ( motto : tell me what you drink and I’ll tell you &ct. &ct. ) . Obscure story- seeker Jim Romenesko’s SBUX- gossip- blog certainly diggs a little bit deeper - grabbing some true nuggets not only concerning product- quality and governance of the company , but also consisting in trivia about celebritie’s ( sometimes a little bit strange ) drinking habits , Britney Spears catering SBUX 4 wedding , N. Kidman spooning up her non- fat- non- coffee- latte .
( idea , foto , copyright @ sophon )
However - Wendy’s attitude toward animal welfare ( they get their eggs still “from birds crammed in cages so tiny they can barely move” - won’t permit us to take breakfast there . So , dear Isis , I may invite you to a cup uof cozy POCAHONTAS- tea (violating “only” the plants’ dignity ) …
… talking about the olden dayz , the latest catastrophes and doing some Arno Schmidt- reading . Sunday evening will be your final redemption : Sonic Youth @ Arena, Vienna !
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